Fake Lawsuit Claims Justin Biber Stole A Credit Card to Buy Coke For Him and Diddy

Fake Lawsuit Claims Justin Biber Stole A Credit Card to Buy Coke For Him and Diddy

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Psycho lawsuits are apparently what’s hot right now.

A Michigan man is claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father and he’s suing pop star Justin Bieber. The suit alleges that the Beebs stole a credit card and bought a penis enlargement. It also claims that he bought cocaine from Diddy.

Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my Canadian bear rug,” it reads. “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of July 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring Kate Perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.

[Bieber] gave Selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and Sean “P-Diddy combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones,” it goes on to claim. Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen American Express card.